Brantley-isms
We were discussing the early start to my day when Brantley asked, “Why did you get up at 3:30 this morning?”“I don’t know,” I said. “I just woke up and couldn’t turn off my brain, I guess.”“Hmm, I...
View ArticleDavid Beckham Sexiest Man! Poppycock
I was driving down the road today when I heard a celebrity news bulletin on the radio. The DJ explained that David Beckham had been named Sexiest Man on the Planet for 2012. “How can this be?” I...
View ArticleBrantley-isms: Valentines Shmalentines
I believe Valentine’s Day is a made up holiday perpetrated on consumers by the candy, greeting card and medical industry in an effort to have us needlessly spend money. Those with partners fall for it...
View ArticleHappy Anniversary!! A Marriage Nine Years In the Making
On May 10th, 2003 Brantley Wescott made the smartest decision of his life by way of marrying me. Congratulations to him on managing to hang on to me for nine long years.The following is a poem that, I...
View ArticleMarital Banter
Brantley had just fixed himself a fine looking turkey sandwich. I can’t explain it, but I was feeling the overwhelming urge to bully someone. So without giving it too much thought I punched his...
View ArticleAlmost Wordless Wednesday
Yes, I just realized that today is Thursday (oh, the plight of the stay-at-home Mom) which, for the record makes me lazy AND absent-minded. I make up for it by being really honest, though. Here are a...
View ArticleBrantley-isms
“I’ve yet to meet a pretty woman from Pennsylvania,” Brantley stated in response to something that my TV husband, Brian Williams, said in his NBC Nightly News Report. “What did you say?” I asked. “You...
View ArticleAnd The Tony For Best Improv Goes To…
Luke started acting classes at the Nashville Children’s Theater today. He’s a little outgoing so Brantley and I thought we’d throw him out there and see if we could get a return on our investment. Only...
View ArticleWoes From The Salt Mines
Throughout my years as a writer, I’ve maintained my nursing license by working part-time, here and there at a clinic. However, due to some recent and, ahem, sudden staffing shortages, I’ve been needed...
View ArticleBrantley-isms (Because It’s Been A While Since My Husband Said Something This...
I was getting ready to head to the grocery store when Brantley (my husband) and I finished up a conversation about a girlfriend of mine. We’ll call her Stacey. Stacey has been through a lot lately- the...
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